You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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