No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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