How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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