sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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