What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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