You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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