Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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