Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
