just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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