I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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