is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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