Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I supernannyed him into submission
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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