i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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