don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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