this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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