Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
