hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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