so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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