He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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