Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
