and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
