He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize
