Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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