Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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