so explain again why im purple
no
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
they're like a gay fantastic four
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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