the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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