you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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