She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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