Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i dont even know how to be here
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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