did you get engaged???
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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