I want to have your abortion
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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