I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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