He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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