I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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