yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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