i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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