You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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