You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
