Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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