My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
this hospital has no fireball
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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