Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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