He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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