she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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