Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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