She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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