She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Come on in and take your pants off
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