She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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