What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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