Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
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