Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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