Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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