Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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