I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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