11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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