Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
People in love make me want to vomit
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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